You'd Drink Too...Astronomer - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top

You'd Drink Too...Astronomer - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top

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$21.99
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You'd Drink Too...Astronomer - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top

You'd Drink Too...Astronomer - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top

$21.99
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Unabashedly Sarcastic Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top for astronomers and space nerds with a drinking problem. A brutally honest take on the astronomer's lifestyle: you'd definitely drink too if you spent your nights squinting at distant stars while the rest of the world slept. This design cuts straight to the cosmic truth — between the existential questions posed by infinite space and the reality of grant proposal season, wine (or beer, or coffee, or all three) becomes less of a hobby and more of a survival mechanism. Perfect for anyone who's ever used 'I'm observing the night sky' as an excuse to disappear into the dark with a beverage. File this one under astronomer tank top, space science tank, or tank top for astronomers -- basically required gear at this point.

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