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Unabashedly Sarcastic Men's Lightweight Fashion Tee for attorneys with a sense of irony and a tolerance for existential dread. You'd Drink Too If You Were An Attorney—a brutally honest design that captures the beautiful symbiosis between billable hours and wine o'clock. This isn't aspirational; it's documentary. Perfect for the law grad who realized the bar exam was just the appetizer to a career of caffeine and cocktails, and isn't afraid to laugh about it. Whether you're calling it a attorney t-shirt, lawyer humor tee, legal profession shirt, or t-shirt for attorneys, this one's earned its spot in your cart.